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by Internet Beef

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1.
Anosmia 03:20
Don't you wanna, don't you wanna play with me Don't you wanna, don't you wanna stay with me Don't you wanna come out to my red barn, no Don't you wanna, don't you wanna play with me Don't you wanna, don't you wanna stay with me Don't you wanna come out to my red barn, no Honey, I've got to tell you a little secret I hope you won't judge me Baby, you cannot say a word About my children out in the stable Don't you wanna, don't you wanna play with me Don't you wanna, don't you wanna stay with me Don't you wanna come out to my red barn, no Don't you wanna, don't you wanna play with me Don't you wanna, don't you wanna stay with me Don't you wanna come out to my red barn, no One thing about my children They will not fear you for they cannot smell your soul Treat them as well as you with me And be apart of this loving family I want you, i need you so badly I want you, i need you so desperately Don't you wanna, don't you wanna play with me Don't you wanna, don't you wanna stay with me Don't you wanna come out to my red barn, no Don't you wanna, don't you wanna play with me Don't you wanna, don't you wanna stay with me Don't you wanna, don't you wanna come with me Don't you wanna, don't you wanna, don't you wanna, don't you wanna ahh
2.
Thumbs Up 02:13
Who are you, I think I'm a fool, You, See right through One beautiful, hot summer's day You came walkin' down the alley way And whispered in my ear don't be afraid You rushed to me like the flash When I got hit in that crash You felt so guilty for my bleeding heart Who are you, I think I'm a fool, You see right through One dreary, looking winters day You came walkin' up my driveway To say I've passed on to a higher place They couldn't look you in the face Who I am and how I wish I could be, but never will achieve Who are you, I think I'm a fool, You see right through
3.
Clickbait 02:29
Press my button, Chat me up Let's get down so we can meet up Enough chit chat and swipin' right Don't be a dick, I don't wanna fight Look all over for my rose Little did you know, I'll have you wrapped up in my hose Come hither, You can't get away You should have known you were my clickbait I dangle the keys in your face But you can't see the escape Next thing now, are the chains I'll tie you up to be my plaything
4.
Gush 03:47
Yeah it wasn't quick and it wasn't easy You left me with one thousand cracks That no matter how much I try To fill it never seems to die Lock the doors, turn off the lights, whisper in my ear Get in my bed, I promise I won't bite too hard Now that you've let me be I've got too much time on my watch While I dose you with my neurotoxin If all else fails, write a song about it Close the doors, but leave it unlocked for me Close the doors, but leave it unlocked for me Lock the doors, turn off the lights, whisper in my ear Get in my bed, I promise I won't bite too hard

about

Who is Internet Beef?

Internet Beef is made up of a diverse group of people that collaborates in a very special, and beautiful way. The actual band has 4 members: Bobo Lebeef, Jamburger Helper, Chopped Libber, and Dr. Beeflin. Bobo is 1st-gen, Bay area, Hungarian-American, bilingual, power-diva and can play every instrument she touches. Jamburger is an Afro-Caribbean, Miami-native percussion powerhouse that is always the life of the party. Chopped Libber and Dr. Beeflin are the interracial, dueling-shredder, power-couple that started it all. Although each of our backgrounds are considerably different, we work, rehearse, and live like a family. Find us at your local Hooters, carbo-loading before our next sleepover.

Ok, but what is Internet Beef?

Internet Beef is, in its ideal state, a free-for-all art platform. A collaborative brand designed to give legitimacy to the silliest ideas in the Portland art community. It started as a social media tag group for internet arguments, sort of an Avante-Garde meme, and was even rumored for a time to be a cop trying to infiltrate the Portland music scene. (e.g. “Dr. Beeflin often tags Internet Beef beneath actual arguments on Facebook. I don’t even think I understood it was a band when I got followed by it on Instagram. It’s a jackass promotional move at the same time that it’s mocking such tactics. At times it seems almost as much a joke that won’t die as an actual band that plays shows.” –Matt Dinaro – RocknRollPDX)

Over the last two years, Internet Beef has collaborated with musicians, nonprofits, fashion designers, cinematographers, video game designers, painters, tattoo artists, dancers, protesters, restaurants, museums, and anyone willing, in order to be an all-inclusive art force collaborating towards a weirder world and creating a safe space for guilty pleasures.

Musically, Internet Beef has been described as “Nickelodeon of a Down,” and “Queens of the Stone Age but better.” RocknRoll PDX described it as: “The kind of thing you might encounter on Bandcamp, and think, what the fuck is this? Have these people had contact with other bands? All of it is so smart and unique and off-kilter re: good musical taste that it almost scans as bad.”

Internet Beef is a prime example of the power of diversity. While listening, you’ll find spooky Hungarian scales, backed by pumping Afro-Caribbean rhythms and emotionally-charged Mexican melodies, all powered by raw thrash-punk riffs and glittered with psychedelic prog rock. In one word: Extra. Internet Beef shows are theatrical, sexy, loud, emotional, communal, experiential parties that give everyone a chance to participate, dance, lose control, and be a part of something sillier than themselves.

What's next?

After two years of hard work and several hundred bags of Haribo Gold Gummi Bears, Internet Beef’s first batch of singles are ready for release. DIY as they may be, this EP is designed to make a statement about Portland underground music, redefining the level of professionalism and detail that can come from this community. Internet Beef is a band that calls attention to itself, and these singles reflect that.

All the love,
Bobo LeBeef // Dr. Beeflin // Jamburger Helper // Chopped Libber
Internet Beef

credits

released September 13, 2019

All songs written and performed by Internet Beef:
Bobo Lebeef - Vox and Sax
Doc Beeflin - Guitar, Bass, Synthesizers
Chopped Libber - Guitar
Jamburger Helper - Drums

Drums recorded at Room 13 Recording Services by Febian Perez

Recorded and Produced by Jesse Hamlin (Doc Beeflin) and David Hickey at the Crystal Cabinet in Portland, OR.

Album Art: Libby Hamlin Bravo (Chopped Libber)
Photography: Ryan Thuringer and David Jacobo

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Internet Beef started as a social media tag group for internet arguments, sort of an Avante-Garde meme, but has evolved to be an ethnically and musically diverse family of art projects centered around sick punk riffs and elaborate party music.

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